Total Medals Earned: 3,219 (From 479 different games.) Total Medal Score: 46,980 Points
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/570 points)
Buy it from the store
Equip any item
Buy a book
Get 100 kills in a game
Equip an item in each team slot
Get 1000 kills in a game
Get 10000 kills in a game
Enjoy the fire and music
Reach Difficulty 10
Reach Difficulty 50
Reach Difficulty 100
Dunno
Buy everything the store has to offer
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/355 points)
Terrible Game
Bad Game
Good Game
Nice Game
Great Game
Perfect Game
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/500 points)
Score 1500 or more.
Score 3000 or more.
Score 7500 or more.
Smash 1000 asteroids.
Score 25000 or more.
Score 12500 or more.
Smash 1000 spaceships.
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 4/16 (75/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Lose Wilson too early.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 1/22 (5/500 points)
Deal a Double Hit (2 hits with a single strike)
Score 5.000 or more in a single match
Reach 25x Multiplier
Reach 10x Multiplier
Finish the Tutorial
Reach Level 3
Buy an Avatar
Deal a Triple Hit (3 hits with a single strike)
Score 10.000 or more in a single match
Reach Level 5
Reach 50x Multiplier
Buy a Skin
Deal a Penta Hit (5 hits with a single strike)
Deal a Tetra Hit (4 hits with a single strike)
Reach Level 10
Reach 100x Multiplier
Score 20.000 or more in a single match
Deal a Hexa Hit (6+ hits with a single strike)
Score 40.000 or more in a single match
Reach Level 15
Reach Level 20
Score 80.000 or more in a single match
Medals Earned: 4/10 (25/200 points)
Splash Shiris with the payload
Get Orson killed...
Get Ghim killed...
Prove your literacy by clicking the Start button...
Get Slayn killed...
Get Etoh killed...
Get Deedlit killed...
Get everyone killed simultaneously...
Unlock Parn
Reveal the Lich with your clever, abstract thinking
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/40 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/40 points)
I don't want to hear any more music, thanks.
You generated a story, well done!
You decided to change it up a bit, go you!