Total Medals Earned: 3,210 (From 480 different games.) Total Medal Score: 46,700 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
Kill the player
Beat the game to unlock
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Reach a distance of 50
Reach a distance of 100
Reach a distance of 250
Reach a distance of 400
Reach a distance of 600
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
You muted the song in Pop-Tarts favourites!
You got all dressed up, swag!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 18/18 (660/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 6/8 (130/230 points)
Travel at least 1 kilometer in a single run.
Hoard at least 100 gold in a single run.
Level up at least once.
Travel at least 2 kilometers in a single run.
Hoard at least 200 gold in a single run.
Level up to level 3.
Travel at least 3 kilometers in a single run. You are officially good at the game.
Hoard at least 300 gold in a single run. You're either too good, or too frugal.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
ur mom
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/145 points)
Collect "PIGS" for the first time.
Kill the flying pig!
Follow Deathink!
Complete 15 levels.
Complete 29 levels.
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/275 points)
Publish your first high-score to the Internets.
Lose your first round of Friday Night Death Slot.
Mantain your audience entertained for more than a minute.
Survive for 10 levels.
Mantain your audience entertained for more than 5 minutes.
Survive for 30 levels.
Survive for 50 levels.
Mantain your audience entertained for more than 10 minutes.
Survive for 100 levels.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
You went and looked into the Kickstarted, wow!
Medals Earned: 4/18 (20/385 points)
Disco inferno
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
You found some poo!
What a nutty way to die!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!